Cool Babylon Bee URLs

• "Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census, Leaving California With Population Of 12." Babylon Bee. July 1, 2025.
• "Nashville Shooter Manifesto Placed In Secure Crate Alongside Motive For Vegas Shooting, Epstein Client List, Ark of The Covenant." Babylon Bee. May 3, 2023.
• "McCarthy Warns Not Voting For Him Could Delay More Funds To Ukraine." Babylon Bee. January 5, 2023.
• "Republican Party Staves Off Red Wave." Babylon Bee. November 9, 2022.
• "Congress Signs Up For $40 Billion Per Month Ukraine+ Subscription." Babylon Bee. September 26, 2022.
• "'Pretty Cool We Overturned Roe, Right Fellas?' Says David French Trying To Sit At Trump Voters' Lunch Table." Babylon Bee. June 24, 2022.
• "Starving American Babies Disguise Selves As Ukrainian Soldiers In Hopes Of Getting $40 Billion In Federal Aid." Babylon Bee. May 11, 2022.
• "Joe Rogan Agrees To Only Spread CDC-Approved Misinformation." Babylon Bee. February 5, 2022.
• "Trudeau Demands Truckers Get Vaccinated Like He Did So They Don't Catch COVID Like He Did." Babylon Bee. February 1, 2022.
• "Academy Strips 'Schindler's List' Of Best Picture Award Due To Lack Of Diversity." Babylon Bee. September 11, 2020.
• "Governors Reinstate Lockdowns To Combat Recovering Economy." Babylon Bee. July 8, 2020.
• "Huge Setback For Female Dictators As Kim Jong Un Fails To Die." Babylon Bee. May 8, 2020.
• "Bill Of Rights Was Hidden Away For Safekeeping During Lockdown And Now No One Can Find It." Babylon Bee. May 7, 2020.
• "'Doctor Arrested For Prescribing Fresh Air, Sunshine." Babylon Bee. May 6, 2020.
• "'It's Worth It If It Saves Just One Life,' Says Woman Who Supports Abortion On Demand." Babylon Bee. May 7, 2020.
• "Latest Computer Model Predicts Between 0 And 12.6 Billion New COVID-19 Deaths By Summer." Babylon Bee. April 27, 2020.
• "Study: Majority Of Homeschoolers Arrive At College Woefully Unprepared For Gender Studies." Babylon Bee. April 20, 2020.
• "SAT To Be Replaced With DNA Test To Determine How Oppressed You Are." Babylon Bee. April 10, 2020.
• "'Liberal Arts Degrees' Renamed 'Non-Essential Worker Degrees'." Babylon Bee. April 13, 2020.
• "Bernie Tests Negative For President." Babylon Bee. April 8, 2020.
• "PR Disaster: President Xi Forgets To Remove 'Made In China' Tags From Coronavirus." Babylon Bee. March 25, 2020.
• "Quarantined Journalist Really Starting To Annoy Family By Calling Them Racists All Day." Babylon Bee. March 26, 2020.
• "Starbucks Unveils New White Privilege Latte." Babylon Bee. February 20, 2020.
• "In Appreciation For Primary Win, Bernie Promises To Make New Hampshire The Site Of His Very First Re-Education Camp." Babylon Bee. February 12, 2020.
• "Yale Med School To Stop Teaching Medicine Discovered By White Males." Babylon Bee. January 29, 2020.
• "Democrats Warn That American People May Tamper With Next Election." Babylon Bee. January 23, 2020.
• "Tragic: Footage Of Epstein Suicide Found Hanging In Cell." Babylon Bee. January 10, 2020.
• "United Methodist Church To Split Over Whether Or Not To Be Christians." Babylon Bee. January 6, 2020.
• "Chick-Fil-A Trades Adoring Christian Fans For Outraged Mob That Won't Be Appeased Until Their Every Demand Is Met." Babylon Bee. November 18, 2019.
• "Obama Canceled After Activists Dig Up Old Presidential Campaign Where He Opposed Gay Marriage." Babylon Bee. October 31, 2019.
• "Progressive Mom Proudly Declares Son To Be Transgender After He Walks Through Barbie Aisle." Babylon Bee. June 11, 2019.
• "Open-Minded Programmer Only Works In Non-Binary Code." Babylon Bee. October 18, 2017.
• "Dems Worried If Impeachment Fails They'll Have To Nominate Electable Candidate." Babylon Bee. October 4, 2019.
• Jong Un, Kim. "Free Speech Is Killing Us." Babylon Bee. October 4, 2019.
• "Liberals Clarify Their Racism Is Actually Democratic Racism." Babylon Bee. September 20, 2019.
• "Elizabeth Warren Admits To Wearing Paleface At College Costume Party." Babylon Bee. February 6, 2019.
• "New Job Applications Have You List Worst Things You've Ever Done Instead Of Greatest Accomplishments." Babylon Bee. September 19, 2019.
• "SNL Fires Comedian Accused Of Telling Funny Joke." Babylon Bee. September 18, 2019.
• "Snopes: 'The Claim That Trump Is Hitler Lacks Concrete Evidence But Alludes To A Deeper Truth'." Babylon Bee. September 17, 2019.
• "Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat." Babylon Bee. January 17, 2019.
• "Protesters Claim Victory After Blocking Customers From Chick-Fil-A For Entire Sunday" Babylon Bee. March 31, 2019.
• "Nation's Murderous Psychopaths Undecided On Whether They'll Follow New Gun Laws." Babylon Bee. September 16, 2019.
• "Democrats Propose Mandatory Free Speech Buyback For Dangerous Ideas." Babylon Bee. September 6, 2019.
• "The Bee Explains: Common Racist Hand Signals." Babylon Bee. September 6, 2018.
• "Trump Criticized For Using US Military For Bizarre Purpose Of Defending Nation's Borders." Babylon Bee. October 29, 2018.
• "Snopes Introduces New 'Factually Inaccurate But Morally Right' Fact Check Result." Babylon Bee. January 23, 2019.
• "Liberals Clarify They Only Want Black Voices To Be Heard When They're Saying Liberal Things." Babylon Bee. August 29, 2019.
• "Reality Criticized For Not More Clearly Distinguishing Itself From Satire." Babylon Bee. August 22, 2019.
• "Study Confirms You Are Most Oppressed Person On Planet." Babylon Bee. August 22, 2019.
• "Concerning Survey Finds Too Many People Believe Snopes Is A Legitimate Fact-Checking Website." Babylon Bee. August 21, 2019.
• "Portland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa'." Babylon Bee. August 20, 2019.
• "Under Mounting Pressure From Snopes, Babylon Bee Writers Forced To Admit They Are Not Real Journalists." Babylon Bee. August 19, 2019.
• "Snopes Rates Babylon Bee World's Most Accurate News Source." Babylon Bee. September 1, 2017.
• "Unforgivable Sin Now Thought To Be Whiteness." Babylon Bee. April 17, 2019.
• "Murder Rate Finally Plateaus In Chicago As Even Murderers Too Scared To Go Out At Night." Babylon Bee. August 9, 2019.
• "Democrats Propose Creation Of National Trump Voter Registry." Babylon Bee. August 7, 2019.
• "Experts Warn We Have Only 12 Years Left Until They Change The Timeline On Global Warming Again." Babylon Bee. August 1, 2019.
• "Anything For Jesus Except Believe Things That Are Unpopular." Babylon Bee. August 1, 2019.
• "L, G, T, Q, And + Publicly Execute B For Implying There Are Only Two Genders." Babylon Bee. August 2, 2019.
• "Woke Polar Bear Apologizes For Being White." Babylon Bee. August 2, 2019.
• "More Protective MAGA Helmets Now Available For Trump Supporters Brave Enough To Go Out In Public." Babylon Bee. July 11, 2018.
• "CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide." Babylon Bee. November 9, 2017.
• "Georgia Lawmaker Claims Chick-Fil-A Employee Told Her To Go Back To Her Country, Later Clarifies He Actually Said 'My Pleasure'." Babylon Bee. July 22, 2019.
• "New York Times Praises Soviet Union For Unprecedented Gender Equality In Labor Camps." Babylon Bee. July 22, 2019.
• "'Love Trumps Hate!' Screams Protester While Beating Republican To Death With A Shovel." Babylon Bee. July 5, 2019.
• "CNN Lists Job Opening For Head Fiction Writer." Babylon Bee. June 28, 2019.
• "TIME Magazine Admits Cover Of Trump Punting Crying Immigrant Child May Have Been 'Slightly Misleading'." Babylon Bee. June 22, 2019.
• "WASHINGTON, D.C.--In a move to make purchasing congresspeople easier and faster for lobbyists, Congress voted to approve a new measure that calls for congresspeople to wear barcodes on their foreheads so lobbyists, activists, and corporations can simply scan them and self-checkout." Babylon Bee. June 21, 2019.
• "Covert Navy SEAL Team Really Starting To Regret Wearing These Pride Month Uniforms." Babylon Bee. June 13, 2019.
• "Disney Ordered To Pay Reparations To Longtime Star Wars Fans." Babylon Bee. April 4, 2019.
• "YouTube Pulls All 'Seinfeld' Clips Featuring The Soup Nazi." Babylon Bee. June 11, 2019.
• "YouTube Is Radicalizing Members Of The Right And Left To Have Actual Conversations." Babylon Bee. June 10, 2019.
• "CNN To Launch Real News Spinoff Site." Babylon Bee. June 9, 2019.
• "12 Obsolete Manly Activities And What You Can Replace Them With." Babylon Bee. May 30, 2019.
• "Facebook Claims Party Celebrating Candace Owens's Suspension Was 'An Honest Mistake'" Babylon Bee. May 20, 2019.
• "In Brazen Act Of Aggression, Iran Deploys Its Country Right Next To Our Aircraft Carrier." Babylon Bee. May 14, 2019.
• "Jesus Criticized For Lack Of Diversity Among Apostles." Babylon Bee. May 9, 2019.
• "Missed It By That Much: Hillary Clinton Almost Wins 'Wheel Of Fortune' But Then Shouts 'Easter Worshiper' Instead Of 'Christian'." Babylon Bee. April 23, 2019.
• "CNN Blames Ratings Slump On Lack Of News They Want To Report." Babylon Bee. March 29, 2018.
• "Southern Poverty Law Center Adds Itself To List Of Hate Groups." Babylon Bee. February 7, 2018.
• "Disappointed Soldier Was Looking Forward To Hanging Out In Syria For Another 20, 30 Years." Babylon Bee. December 20, 2018.
• "After Two Brief Decades Of Deliberation, Democrats Bravely Call For Bill Clinton's Resignation." Babylon Bee. November 22, 2018.
• "New York Times Stands By Recent Editorial Board Hire Joseph Stalin Despite Criticism Of Mass Murder." Babylon Bee. August 2, 2018.
• "Twitter CEO Apologizes For Allowing Conservatives On Platform In First Place." Babylon Bee. July 27, 2018.

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